[Elegante] 002

[teethofneedles]

[As the communicator clicks on there is the distinct sound of an axe thudding into flesh, followed by the said axed being torn out. There is also the clank of armor and harsh, dry laughter.]

Oh, now this is the life. Or maybe unlife. Who knows? I love my job! People to kill, people to eat. This is a real vacation!

[A ratcheting sound and then the click of a hammer being cocked.]

I'm going hunting.

[She dissolves into maniacal laughter as she stops transmitting.]