[twenty-ninth quest | elegante (take two) | audio]

[teethofneedles]

Same shit, different cage.

Comments

[ttlynotawizard.livejournal.com]

You've been talkative lately. Shame you have nothing to say.

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

I'm just sayin' what everyone is thinkin'.

[erhabenheit.livejournal.com]

Oh, but the island had sand and lobsters and surfing and fun!



Fucking idiots.

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

I hate sand. It's a bitch to get out of your joints and bones.

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[thenotmagician]

Oi, Karis. D'you ever enjoy yourself?

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

I'm a walkin' corpse, surrounded by a buncha breathers who constantly remind me of the life I am never gonna get back. I barely feel pain or much of any physical sensation. In order to get good and plastered, I have to drain about three times the amount of booze I used to. I have a craving for human flesh.

So, yeah. I have fun. I have fun when I'm kickin' the crap out of people or gettin' boozed or otherwise takin' glee at someone's pain, because that person isn't me.

[thenotmagician]

Tough life, eh?

M'thinkin' you're just feeling sorry for yourself.

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

Tough unlife.

Probably. Doesn't change the fact that my existence is miserable. At least at home I had m'self a goal to work towards.

[thenotmagician]

Life's only miserable if y'make it that way, y'know.

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you what. I'll kill you, bring you back from the dead and make you a meatpuppet for a few years, then let you go. Then we'll see how much you like livin'.

[thenotmagician]

Shit sucks. You really wanna spend the rest of your "miserable existence" sittin' there bitchin' and moanin' about how much it fuckin' sucks?

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

Not like I got anything better to do.

[thenotmagician]

Sure y'do! Get a hobby. Try and find that stupid Jennifer girl we let out and kick her ass. I dunno. Do something.

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

I'm stuck on a magical prison ship. It sucks.

Maybe I'll go back to tinkering or something.

[thenotmagician]

Welp, that's somethin'. There's prolly a buncha shit on this boat you can screw around with. Deck twelve being the giant junkyard it is.

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

I need a wrench and a goddamn screwdriver. Hammer I can improvise...

[thenotmagician]

I'd say just check out deck twelve. And if y'can't find anything talk to the crew. S'worth a shot.