Karis Needleteeth

There's the sound of glasses or bottles clinking together before Karis' slurred voice finally comes over the comm, "...I hate this boat." Liquid is poured into a glass and gulped down, "...most of all I hate all of you fuckin' breathers. Fuck it. You're all... so... alive. And you don't even know what you fuckin' have. Fuck alla you. Yeah."

She pours herself another shot and gulps it down, "They say.... they say that you don't know what you have 'til it's gone. Well. They're fuckin' right. Damn alla you to the fuckin' nether. Hope this fuckin' boat sinks so I get to watch you all drown. Fuckers. With your breathing and your eating and your damn feelings. Fuck it."

[The comm crackles to life and Karis' rather slurred voice comes through, relatively clear. There's the clink of glass in the background as she moves something.]

...m'drunk again. S'the only interesting thing to do on this gaddamn boat. No 'lliance to kill, no fuckin' Scourge though that's kinna nice and no Un'ercity or Dark Lady. Fuck you. Fuckin' boat took me away from my duty an' my queen... my beautiful, terrible queen... 

[It sounds like she's just poured herself a glass of and she gulps it down.]

She freed me, you know. Freed alla of us from th' Lich, from that traitorous murderin' bashtard called Arthas... I'm suppos' to be fightin' for her right now, defendin' her and my people and instead I'm here getting drunk on a stupid boat going to some stupid Golden Shore and the captain is a fuckin' crazy man...

But 'least there's 'nother deadie on board. 'n Ter. Yeah.

An' somma you ain't so bad for Breathers.

[Small, slightly insane laugh]

And some of you... [Giggle] ...some of you I wouldn' mind gettin' my claws an' teeth into. Heh. Spill some blood, eat something fresh.

[There's a 'whump' and the clink of glasses as she slumps against the bar and she starts muttering in Gutterspeak]

<I hate this place. I hate it. Never gonna find out what happened to 'em... Never, dammit. Fuck...>